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Chapter 217 Fan's Dirty Chapter Collection

Chapter 217 Fan's Dirty Words Collection

"Oh~ my God, what did he just say?" The female reporter yelled in surprise, "I'm sure I heard it right, he said 'fuck', we clearly spoke the same language, but he Combining it into a beautiful sentence pattern, these three words accurately express my inner thoughts at this moment."

"Stay away from me, your cameras are too close to me, I don't like you doing this, damn it!" Fan Liang stretched out his hand to push away the approaching camera, shouting angrily.

"Oh~God~What did he say just now?" The female reporter went crazy, she faced the camera and shouted excitedly, "Damn, he said damn, how did he think of this sentence? Why do we never did not expect?

Those writers who engage in literature should commit suicide and apologize. They have never expressed our inner thoughts with accurate words, and their works simply cannot directly touch our hearts.

This guy deserves an award, he should receive this year's Alberto Literary Prize, and even, I think, all future Alberto Literary Prizes should be awarded to him.

He is a guy who can change the world, why is he just a police officer?

Sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect to the police officers, they kept us safe.But I want to say, I can't believe it, he is a talented man, and his hands should be holding paper and pen, not a gun! "

After finishing speaking, the camera focused on Fan Liang again, and the people around gathered around and cheered excitedly, their adoring eyes seemed to be looking at a hero.As for the drunk who was molested by a male dog, no one cared anymore.

……

Fan Liang suddenly became popular. When the video he filmed was shown on a news program and uploaded to the Internet, it instantly became a hot topic.People all over the world exploded. They repeated "fuck" and "damn" over and over again in their mouths. Even after a month, the heat still hasn't passed. hot trend.

But unfortunately, no one can draw inferences from one instance and create a new vocabulary.

In desperation, Fan Liang took the initiative to stand up. He wrote a book, which became a hit immediately after publication. Almost every family in the world has a copy. The name of this book is "Fan's Dirty Words Collection".

With this book, Fan Liang has become a billionaire from a policeman with nothing. To him, money is waste paper, garbage, and shit. If he doesn’t spend a few million every day, he will suffer from headaches and insomnia.

There is no way, the money is too much.

Even so, hundreds of millions of banknotes are still received every day.

Sad.

Worrying when money is low, worrying even more when money is more, Fan Liang no longer cooks porridge with a rice cooker, but uses an earthen stove, using banknotes as firewood, if a pot of porridge does not burn hundreds of thousands, it is soulless and pale , is powerless, can rice porridge without a story still be called porridge?

That is Taomishui!

Now, Fan Liang is standing on the awarding platform of Alberto Prize, facing thousands of people in the audience, loudly speaking his speech.

"I have thought for a long time that I will win this award, and being able to stand on this stage fully proves that you have a unique vision, you have awakened, and finally understand what is real literature.

There is no doubt that I changed the world and made human civilization take a big step forward. "

The audience became noisy.

"Quiet, quiet." Fan Liang pressed his hands down, and continued: "I know, of course I know, you think I'm too modest, how can human civilization take a big step so simple?

Sorry, I'm not being modest. The big step I'm talking about is the big step of riding on a rocket.

If the previous human civilization was to drill wood to make fire, then the current human civilization has learned magic, and the human language has completely evolved!

bad language!

is divine!

is immortal!

You have witnessed the times! ! "

"Ow!!"

There was a howl of wolves in the audience.

"Now, raise your fists with me."

Fan Liang raised his fist high.

The audience also raised their fists enthusiastically.

"damn it!"

"damn it!!"

"damn it!"

"damn it!!"

"Go to hell!"

"Go to hell!!"

……

Walking out of the place where the Alberto Awards were held, Fan Liangdun was surrounded by a large crowd of reporters from all over the world. The flashing lights almost blinded Fan Liang's intelligent eyes.

A young Caucasian girl who was obviously a newcomer broke through thousands of troops and finally squeezed in front of Fan Liang. Beads of sweat oozed from the tip of her nose, and her temple hair was wet with sweat. She asked excitedly: " Hello, Mr. Fan Liang, how do you feel about winning the Alberto Literature Prize?"

"Feelings?" Fan Liang gently pushed the microphone attached to his lips away, and said with a smile, "My feelings are all finished on the awarding platform."

The little Caucasian girl pursed her lips, and hurriedly asked, "Then what are your plans for the future?"

Fan Liang asked back, "What plan do you want me to have?"

"You... when will you release a new book?"

"Wait until you fully understand the collection of dirty words."

"I've read "Fan's Dirty Words Collection" more than a dozen times, and I think I've figured it out. To be honest, if it wasn't for you, I never knew there would be such a wonderful language in the world."

"Have you figured it out?" Fan Liang sneered, "It's not so easy to understand the swear words, but if you just understand the meaning and memorize it, do you understand it?

Swearing needs to be said with heart. When you have a dispute with someone, how do you combine a few simple words to make the other party speechless and make yourself happy?

If you say swear words, but you still feel aggrieved in your heart, then your understanding and application of swear words is imperfect. Speaking swear words is a big science that requires a lifetime of study. "

The little Caucasian girl was stunned. As Fan Liang said, her use of swear words was not perfect. When arguing with others, she obviously had a lot to say, but in the end she often blushed and couldn't even utter a word. I often regret it.

Fan Liang's words awakened the person in the dream, and made her suddenly realize that she was still a rookie and didn't understand the true meaning of swearing at all.

The reporters around crowded over, and the little Caucasian girl was like a flat boat in the waves, swaying unsteadily, she seized the last chance and asked loudly: "Fan Liang...Mr. Fan Liang, why on earth...why do you want to write What about the book "Van's Dirty Talk"?"

"Good question!" Fan Liang expressed his appreciation, and then said, "For peace!"

"Peace?" The reporters were all stunned, they quieted down and whispered.

"Many people don't know how to vent. In order to vent their anger, they are impulsive and irritable, and they do things that they regret for life. My colleague, my friend Carey, what he did deeply stimulated me. I decided to fight for What he did, I don't want this tragedy to happen again."

(End of this chapter)