NovelBonte Chapter 93 When She Farts
Chapter 93 When She Farts
Chapter 93 When She Farts
What Xu Ao said was true.
Tang Jiaojiao was the most beautiful flower in the audience.
Those women of her age, even if they wore bright clothes and heavy makeup, were still not half as beautiful as Tang Jiaojiao.
Maybe that's why they were jealous of Tang Jiaojiao.
Although he would offend many women by saying this, Xu Ao didn't care.
Those women are not his.
"Where is the poor boy, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb."
After hearing Xu Ao's words, a young woman standing not far away yelled at Xu Ao with a bad look on her face.
"Cousin Jiaojiao, is this the man you keep? But he doesn't seem to be as obedient as my family's Wangcai. You have to work hard to train him in the future."
On the other side, a girl stared at Xu Ao and Tang Jiaojiao, and said in a strange way.
Judging from her age, she is only 20 years old.
He looks good, but what he says makes people uncomfortable.
"This is one of my cousins. She usually has a cheap mouth. You can treat her as a fart."
Tang Jiaojiao didn't even look at this cousin, she completely ignored her.
This made the girl gnash her teeth in anger.
"Come with me."
Tang Jiaojiao didn't stop, she just dragged Xu Ao inside.
These people are nothing but clowns.
Since she was a child, she has seen a lot of their ugly side, so she is naturally used to it.
In this way, Tang Jiaojiao pulled Xu Ao through the corridor and came to the yard behind.
In the yard, there was an old woman lying on a grand master's chair basking in the sun.
There were several people in Chinese tunic suits around, and they could be identified as bodyguards at a glance.
"Grandma, here I come!"
Tang Jiaojiao yelled at the old lady basking in the sun in the yard.
The old lady who was closing her eyes heard the voice, opened her eyes, and saw a figure throwing herself into her arms.
"You girl, why are you always startled, it scares me."
Although the old woman was talking about blaming Tang Jiaojiao, her eyes were doting.
"Grandma, this is a gift from me."
Tang Jiaojiao handed over the gift she had prepared, and at the same time quietly gestured to Xu Ao.
At the same time, Tang Jiaojiao's grandmother also noticed Xu Ao, so she asked, "Who is this?"
"Grandma, this is my boyfriend, his name is Xu Ao."
After finishing speaking, she winked at Xu Ao vigorously.
Xu Ao felt helpless, but he still took a step forward.
This was the first time he had pretended to be someone else's boyfriend, and met the parents directly. It was a little irritating, but he didn't react.
"Grandma, hello, I'm Tang Jiaojiao's boyfriend, and this is my birthday present to you."
After speaking, he handed over the gift box that Tang Jiaojiao had prepared for him earlier, which contained the jade bracelet.
Tang Jiaojiao opened both boxes, and then coquettishly asked, "Grandma, do you like these two gifts?"
"Hey, Jiaojiao is here? Why did you bring a man here?"
At this moment, a woman came in. Although she was smiling, it was not difficult to see the hypocrisy of her smile.
She is Tang Jiaojiao's aunt Zhong Huifeng, and the cousin she just met in the lobby is her daughter.
As expected, like a mother, like a daughter, both mother and daughter spoke equally vitriolicly.
Seeing her walk in, Tang Jiaojiao directly covered the box.
"What gift did you give? Why don't you show it to your aunt?"
Tang Jiaojiao, the aunt, came straight over, and reached out to open the lid of the gift box.
"Yo, Jade Avalokitesvara, Jade Bracelet, green ones, okay."
Zhong Huifeng wanted to ridicule, but saw that it was a green jade bracelet, or made of glass, so she swallowed what she just wanted to ridicule.
But soon, she thought of something again, and smiled hypocritically, "Jiaojiao, you didn't prepare this gift for him, did you? Some people said that they saw you taking your boyfriend shopping with you yesterday, so give it back to me." This handsome guy bought a lot of clothes."
Zhong Huifeng didn't wait for Tang Jiaojiao's answer, then turned to ask Xu Ao: "Handsome guy, did Jiaojiao prepare this gift for you? You have to be honest, Grandma Jiaojiao hates liars the most."
"Jiaojiao prepared it for me."
Xu Ao nodded calmly.
Anyway, he will send out the gift he prepared later.
"Hehe, you are a big man, you actually rely on a woman, and..."
Zhong Huifeng immediately looked sarcastically, and looked at Xu Ao with disdain.
"Huifeng, you have nothing to do here, get out!"
At this moment, Tang Jiaojiao's grandmother suddenly spoke, her tone unquestionable.
Seeing that the old woman was angry, Zhong Huifeng's expression froze, she smiled embarrassingly, then nodded, and immediately withdrew.
As long as Grandma Tang Jiaojiao is still alive, the old woman will have the final say in this family.
She, Zhong Huifeng, dare not fart.
"Boy, sit down."
Grandma Tang Jiaojiao kindly took Xu Ao's hand and told Xu Ao to sit down.
"Thank you grandma."
At this moment, Xu Ao thought of his grandmother.
In his impression, his grandmother was as kind and gentle as the old grandmother in front of him.
Every time they meet, grandma will hold his hand and give him pocket money.
I will also add a sentence "If it is not enough, ask grandma for it."
Later, when grandma passed away, Xu Ao did not shed tears.
At that time, he was still young and did not understand the meaning of life and death.
It wasn't until a long time later that he remembered again and again that in front of the kitchen window next to the aisle, every time he arrived, grandma would always find out immediately and come out to greet him.
At that time, grandma would keep him delicious food, all kinds of candy, and small toys.
All of this is due to grandma's love for him, which is a kind of happiness.
"My daughter-in-law is a superficial woman, she only understands the immediate interests, you treat her as a fart, don't worry about it."
Tang Jiaojiao's grandmother laughed and said that she directly evaluated Tang Jiaojiao's aunt as worthless.
Also, the phrase "when she farts" in her mouth was exactly the same as what Tang Jiaojiao said about her cousin just now.
As expected, she is my grandmother.
"it is good."
Xu Ao nodded with a smile, he really thought Aunt Tang Jiaojiao was farting.
If Tang Jiaojiao's grandmother wasn't here, Xu Ao wouldn't even mind giving that woman a slap.
"Grandma, this is a gift for you, I carved it myself."
Xu Ao suddenly took out the gift he had prepared.
"Did you carve it yourself?"
A trace of surprise flashed in Tang Jiaojiao's grandma's eyes.
Tang Jiaojiao on the side didn't know what was in Xu Ao's box, but the box in front of her was a little too ordinary.
It's like picking a gift from a two-dollar store.
"What's in it?" Grandma Tang Jiaojiao asked curiously.
"The jade pendant I gave you."
After Xu Ao finished speaking, he opened the small box.
Inside the box, a jade-white round jade pendant lay quietly.
On the jade pendant, there is a flying white crane engraved, and there are auspicious clouds beside it.
Grandma Tang Jiaojiao turned the other side, and it was the white crane standing quietly on the lotus leaf, with a beautiful artistic conception.
"This?!"
Grandma Tang Jiaojiao held the jade pendant in surprise.
The carving of this jade pendant is no less than some master carving masters, even better.
And this jade pendant looks very spiritual.
People raise jade, jade raises people.
In this life, she has seen quite a few good jades, but this jade pendant given by this young man really has a very unusual feeling.
Let her fall in love with it at a glance.
Tang Jiaojiao on the side was also stunned at this time, she did not expect Xu Ao's carving skills to be so good.
In one night, he was able to carve such an extraordinary jade pendant.
This carving skill is even better than the master carving she invited.
(End of this chapter)