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Chapter 1276 The charm of skits!LOL!

Chapter 1276 The charm of skits!LOL!

"Big fudge, big fudge."

Soon, the show began.

"Sell this thing today, why do you call me by my nickname?"

At the beginning, it was full of the fun of a young couple in the countryside.

It also caused the corners of the people's mouths to bend into an arc.

Looking at the appearance of the two little old men and the little old lady, one couldn't help but make people want to laugh.

"The child's father!"

"I said we shouldn't sell this thing, right?"

The little old lady played by Zhen Tuo has a worried look on her face.

Everyone took a look and saw that the little old man played by Jiang Chen was holding a cane in his hand.

Many people are familiar with this thing.

Isn’t it just for the disabled?It's just that some people don't make it so well.

It turned out that they were here to sell abductees!

Everyone finally understood that the protagonist was playing a small street vendor.

"Why?"

"This street is full of people with good legs and feet, who will buy your stuff??"

The crux of the problem was pointed out at once.

That is, he has good legs and feet now, and no one buys his crutches.

As a result, their goods are at risk of slow sales.

"You're talking nonsense, making this pair of abductees consumes countless materials, and makes you sleepless all day. If you don't sell them, don't you pay for them?"

The little old man played by Jiang Chen said.

"Then how to sell it, everyone has good legs and feet?"

The little old lady played by Zhen Tuo said worriedly.

"Don't you know me yet?"

"How did my big fool come about? I can fool the good into evil, and I can fool the wicked into crippled."

"Happy young couple, I was able to trick them into breaking up!"

"Selling crutches today, I can trick people with good legs into lameness!"

After hearing Jiang Chen's words,

The people couldn't help but laugh.

"Haha. Turns out he is a little liar!"

"My lord actually plays such a person, it seems that he is really dedicated to acting!"

"Yes! Child, you must never lie to others in the future, or you will definitely be arrested. The lord is using this work to warn you."

"Yes, you must keep your duty!"

Many children began to educate their own children.

He thinks that his own children have no ability to distinguish, and think that the play performed by the protagonist is also reality.

It would be bad if they imitated.

"Understood!"

Soon, the plot begins to develop,

In the beginning, everyone was able to control their expressions.

A man driving a carriage appeared on the stage,

That person was fat and fat, and one could tell at a glance that he was a purchaser from a mansion or restaurant.

"Abducted! Abducted!!"

see that man,

The little old lady played by the mistress began to speak.

The man driving the carriage followed suit, and the horse was a little stumped by the abduction.

The man was so angry that he immediately jumped out of the carriage and looked at Zhen Tuo with a displeased face.

"I said what are you directing blindly, do you know where I'm going? You just let me turn? Almost let me fall into the ditch."

A character similar to Fan Wei appears,

After hearing his words, the people also burst into laughter.

Unexpectedly, he was so stupid that he would follow the corner.

[Haha. That person is so stupid, he just kidnapped me! 】

[He deserves to be fooled, he doesn't look smart at first glance. 】

[It’s so funny, this person is even stupider than me. 】

"Shouting!"

Jiang Chen reminded Zhen Tuo.

"Sell, sell!"

Zhen Tuo quickly followed suit.

"What are you selling??"

"Abduct!"

"connected."

"Abduction, abduction, abduction"

Hearing Zhen Tuo's words, everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

It seemed that the mistress was also terrified.

It turned out to be the opposite. The nature of trafficking and human trafficking are completely different.

Kidnapping and trafficking is a serious crime in Hanzhong City.

【Haha. Mistress messed up! 】

[If the lord is going to be hurt badly, what if he calls the police? 】

[Yes, the mistress is too nervous! 】

【Whoever says no, cheating is wrong】

"Why, what's going on, who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

"Big girl?"

Hearing Zhen Tuo's call for kidnapping, the coachman who was about to leave immediately stopped.

He quickly tied up the horse and ran to Zhen Tuo's side, asking with a worried look on his face.

"He abducted and sold it!"

Zhen Tuo stupidly pointed his hand at Jiang Chen beside him.

And he was also said to be a trafficker.

The common people are dying of laughter, this mistress is acting silly.

This is probably easy to send the lord to the bureau.

"Are you kidnapping?"

"Come on, follow me to the police station and explain it to me!"

Sure enough, Zhen Tuo's words brought him trouble.

"What eyes do you have!"

"Abduction and trafficking I can abduct and sell such an old person, you buy it??"

Hearing Jiang Chen's words,

All the people also laughed and laughed.

Yup!

My lord is right.

Isn't this just a little old lady?

Trafficking is generally the trafficking of children and young girls,

Who would put their energy on a little old lady, no one would buy it at all.

Moreover, the effort is not directly proportional to the gain. Such goods are simply worthless.

No trafficking gang would target the elderly.

After all, at this age, he is about to be buried.

What's the use of kidnapping?When the ancestors come to make offerings? ?

[Haha. I’m not afraid of being a big liar, I successfully saved myself from the siege! 】

[Looks like I'm overly worried, how funny! 】

[The contrast is too strong and it’s really funny. 】

[Yes, I have never seen such a classic performance. 】

Everyone watched there with gusto, never expecting,

A simple common sense in life, after such an adaptation,

It turned out to be so interesting, they felt that their frowning brows were all relaxed today.

The people are all full of knowledge there,

They didn't care about their own image at all, even the nobles did the same.

They no longer consciously control their image.

After all, being caught here and unable to move, there is no image at all.

Anyway, there is no one they know around, so just laugh.

Happiness is the most important thing, it's hard not to laugh at such a scene.

Every line of dialogue seems to carry baggage,

Everyone trembled with laughter. Of course, the description here is about those women.

Even those women are somewhat unable to take care of their own image,

They have never heard such a funny performance,

Therefore, I find it particularly interesting, and especially funny,

Naturally, he couldn't control the expression on his face.

"What's the matter with you guys?"

"Confused me!"

Hearing Jiang Chen's words, that righteous coachman was somewhat confused.

"Don't mind your own business!"

"Yes, we are an old couple, and we are playing with you, you go, you have nothing to do here!"

Zhen Tuo urged this person to leave here quickly.

It seems like I have been here for a long time,

Something unexpected happens.

Seeing that it was a misunderstanding, the coachman also planned to leave.

I can't waste time here, I still have things to do.

(End of this chapter)